Mike & Molly, 9:30 p.m., CBS
So, the last episode, when Mike was sick? You know how he kept sneezing on the windshield? You know how they totally stole that from When Harry Met Sally? In actuality, they stole it from me. Way back in the dark ages of the 1980s, when my husband and I were still dating, we were driving somewhere far away and eating McDonald’s in the car as we went. I was driving. My heart’s dearest is eating a cheeseburger when he suddenly sneezes. Being the polite and considerate gentleman that he is, he turned his head away from me – and promptly coated the entire inside of the passenger window with masticated cheeseburger. And I married him anyway.
Harry’s Law, 10 p.m., NBC
Kathy Bates alert! Kathy Bates alert! Kathy Bates alert! “Recently fired, a lawyer sets up her own practice in an abandoned shoe store with the help of her secretary; Harriet defends a man charged with a third drug-offense; an up-and-coming attorney joins the firm.”
Being Human, 9 p.m., SyFy
This is intriguing, as a ghost, a vampire and a werewolf try and live together in the real world without getting found out. I have caught bits and pieces but never a whole episode. Tonight, “Aidan and Josh move in together for support and soon realize the apartment is still occupied by the ghost of their landlord's fiancé.”