America’s Got Talent, 9 p.m., NBC
I cannot even begin to tell you how excited we are in my house about the six finalists. NO SINGERS. The kamikaze painters, the sand man, the guy with the long strings that make music, the dogs, the tiny dancers, and the comedian! Fabulous! I want the comedian to win.
Guys With Kids, 10 p.m., NBC
The ads during the Olympics were funny. I am guessing this will disappoint. But I have been wrong before. “Chris tries to find a baby sitter so he can go to a basketball game without his ex-wife finding out; Gary and Marny get some time alone in an unusual spot; Nick forgets something important.”
The X Factor, 8 p.m., Fox
Simon, L.A., Britney and Demi. Oh, baby. Hit me one more time.